Happiest Place on Earth



Instead of going out for a pre-fixed dinner, my boyfriend and I opted for Mickey Mouse pancakes, rides on the Matterhorn Bobsleds and eight hours spent wandering around Disneyland. Not only did I have a blast, but I also came away with a few learned lessons: -Children should not be on leashes. Ever. -Don't ride Splash Mountain if it's less than 70?. -Getting married at Disneyland isn't as glamorous as it sounded when I was young (I saw a bride with Mickey Mouse ears and a veil). -Judging by my performance on the Autopia ride, my license should be revoked. -

Rat tails

are never okay.