Petting zoos can be dangerous. I found this out the hard way after a tortoise smashed me into a fence (no, not at a very high speed, but with great force nonethess) on Sunday. To my dismay this morning, my knee is now a colorful medley of greens and blues, which didn't mesh well with the short dress I had picked out to wear. This is why I cherish my Super Opaque Hue tights, the 'super' being the imperative word. I love tights, but it's so rare to find a pair that are actually nontransparent and these ones most certainly are. I typically pair them with black high heels, but since I'll be hobbling as it is, I figured ballet flats would be my best bet.